"Sometimes I feel like this is male exploitation... just sometimes..." ~MA

For those of you who are just joining us, welcome to Bishie Safari, where we are full of Schennanegins. We've been away for a while, but we have renewed our love for Bishie Safari and will soon be working on a book for our schennanegins, so they can become your schennanegins too

This is a basic introduction to the concept of Bishie Safari, and what we are all about. More to come in the future.

Subject to change and updates as we come up with new material.

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Entry
Bishie (Bee-she)- (n.) ¹very good looking; ²very 'hot'; ³very 'bishie'. usually used in reference to a very good looking male character in works of literature or moving pictures, mainly anime or manga, movies, or novels. [for reference, when referring to a female, see term 'Bishoujo', section B.2-Section 4 of the Bishie Safari handbook]
Bishie'D (Bee-shee-d)- (v.) ¹to be 'Bishie'D'- to be abolutely floored by the looks of the opposite sex, when referring to a male, which is usually accompanied by a sudden, uncontrollable nosebleed; ²to be absolutely floored by an overwhelming feeling of extreme attraction towards the opposite sex, when they have said or done something to cause this humerous [from the point of view of others] result [for reference, when referring to a female, see term 'Bishoujo'D', section B.2-Section 4 of the Bishie Safari handbook]; it may be quite hard for one whom has been Bishie'D to withstand this sensation without losing a little blood from the nose. [Also see term 'Quincy'D' in some cases]
Bishielepsy- a sudden and unexpected exposure to bishonen causing weakness in the knees, seizures, fits of babbling, drooling, and screaming

Bishie Claiming
Rules
-In order for Bishie claiming to be official, at least 75% of the buddies in your group must be present at the time of Bishonen claiming. Any less and the Bishonen claiming is nullified until an opportunity for 75% of the group to be available presents itself. This means that you cannot claim any given Bishonen on your own. Yeah, it sucks, stop crying and hugging your Sasuke and/or Itachi paraphenalia. This just means that you will have to be alert and ready when the opportunity to claim your bishie presents itself. And it will, trust me, it will.
-Likewise, if more than 75% of the group attempts to claim a Bishie, the Bishonen becomes "community"
-If there is war over a bishie, it is up to the claimers in question to settle their own differences, though intensity usually wins by default. But remember girls, don't get too upset- in the end, they're just cartoon characters.
-If the Bishie in question is already canon with another character, you may claim that bishie, but don't get your hopes up that your mary sue will work out with that character. Don't force Jacob where Edward belongs.

The Chuck Norris Card
This is a nifty little rule that we have come to know and love, since there have been wars started over which bishie rules all. This can be easily solved by bringing the Chuck Norris card into play. To use, simply call the card into play: any and all arguments will be roundhouse kicked in the face and crushed, because no one is bishier than Chuck Norris. Yes girls, that includes your beloved Edward.
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Edward Cullen in the face and knocked all of his sparkles off."
"Chuck Norris is so bishie, 11 out of 10 dudes agree."



Coming next installment
Types of Bishies, brought to you by Karl and Steve